Posted by: noadventure | February 13, 2011

Swim in the Mississippi River

Of course you’ve heard the legends of people swimming in the Mississippi River and being sucked down into the current, never to be seen again. These myths are in stark contrast to what dog owners experience every day at the Levee Dog Park uptown.

If dogs, with only instinctual swimming ability, swim in the river year round, why can’t humans? Now, not everyone wants to swim in the river. There are probably more reasons not to than there are to, but let’s no longer say that the river is unswimmable.

This is something that I have never actually seen anyone do, until now. For years, I’ve heard isolated tales of people swimming in the river – most of the stories end in death, but all are cautionary. My own grandfather swam the Mississippi as a boy and he warned me of how foolish it was.

Through the wonder of the internet, I happened upon my old friend Katie’s sunset dip in the Mississippi.

Mud manicure.

If she’s willing to do it barefoot and get her head wet, so am I. When it gets warm enough, I’m swimming in the Mississippi River at the Levee Dog Park and it’s going to be awesome. Anyone who wants to come, let me know.

Posted by: noadventure | February 5, 2011

Tarp Surfing

About a year ago, a fellow blogger and New Orleans native contacted me. He had been living in Portland, Oregon for a few years and reading NOadventure.com from the Pacific Northwest. His comment can be found somewhere on this site, but it’s something like, “I can’t wait to come back to New Orleans so I can start doing all this cool stuff.”

Hold the phone. Dude lives in Oregon. He’s smack dab in the middle of Adventure Country, USA. Kayaking, climbing, biking(fat tires or skinny), mountaineering, surfing, caving, snowboarding, and whateverthefuckyouwanttodooutside is all at your disposal. BUT, NOadventure.com had him thinking that the good ol’ Crescent City was the real spot for having fun.

The truth is, you can make your own adventure anywere you are. It doesn’t take money or mountains or oceans. All you need is some creativity and the real desire to GET OUT THERE.

I recently read a friend of mine comment on the internet, “stir-crazy, but unmotivated.” Well, I guess your case of cabin fever isn’t that severe. Prioritize your life. Like I said in my last post on Warrior Dash, “you’re not getting any younger”(okay, on closer inspection, I write that). YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.

Kick ass every day.

Posted by: noadventure | January 28, 2011

Warrior Dash (March 5th)

TO SEE THE POST FROM NEW ORLEANS WARRIOR DASH CLICK HERE!

There is no time like the present for you to participate in Warrior Dash. It’s a sloppy, short adventure race that combines running and obstacles like commando nets, tunnels, climbing, mud, and leaping over fire. Did I mention there’s tons of beer, bands, and turkey legs?

If you are even thinking about doing this you must sign up now. Aren’t you tired of saying “no” to new experiences? I’m doing the 11AM wave. Bunch of my friends are doing the 11:30 wave. 10, 10:30, and 11 are sold out.

March 5th is the date. It’s the Saturday before Mardi Gras, so it’s the perfect way to kick off the party with an ACTIVE and ADVENTUROUS event before you wake up in a puddle of beads and questionable fluids.

You are not getting any younger(jeez – it’s only a 5k!). SIGN UP NOW. New Orleans needs these types of events(and if you’re reading from somewhere else, there’s probably a Warrior Dash near you).

Peep the site, yo. If you’re looking for the New Orleans’ race – click on LOUISIANA.

WARRIORDASH.COM

Posted by: noadventure | January 20, 2011

Secret Handshake

Ok, it’s not a secret, but it is mandatory. If you work with me, hang out with me, or just see me on the street – this is how we will greet each other from now on. The rules are simple:

Slap, Slap, Slap, Pound, Up, Down, Snap.

Similar to Konami Code, the handshake is easy to remember, poignant, and rewarding.

Start with a SLAP.

Repeat.

Repeat.

Pound.

UP(Similar to SLAP).

DOWN(inverted UP).

SNAP(this concludes the exchange).

If you have any trouble executing the handshake, please view the instructional video whenever necessary:

Posted by: noadventure | January 13, 2011

NOadventure’s progress: 2010 in review

For New Orleans’ only adventure blog, NOadventure did pretty good this year.

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 140,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 6 days for that many people to see it. That’s an average of 382 hits a day. I crushed last year’s total by 45,000 hits.

In 2010, there were 51 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 118 posts. There were 353 pictures uploaded – that’s about 7 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was June 20th with 1,008 views. The most popular post that day was Make a Movie.

I even made another blog in response to NOadventure readers’ desire to have sex with a Wookiee. Let’s see how that one turns out.

Cuz one thing is certain: you fucks love Star Wars.

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Posted by: noadventure | January 10, 2011

Forest Retreat

Editor’s note: I’m excited to have guest writer Christy Lorio post this week’s NOadventure. You may know her from her fashion blog, SlowSouthernStyle, or from her writing on GoNola.com.

Sometimes you just need to do nothing on vacation. As an avid Grand Canyon hiker my idea of a vacation is usually logging 20+ miles of hiking to the bottom with day trips thrown in for good measure. Add to that flying into Phoenix, driving an additional 4 hours (sometimes in snow) to get to the park and you’ve got a lot of logistical stress. What kind of vacation is that? Oh yea, my kind of vacation. I seriously needed a vacation from my normal trip itinerary to where I was guaranteed I’d do absolutely nothing.
My last vacation was a little bit closer to home and is a fairly easy 2.5 hour drive from New Orleans. Forest Retreat delivered what they promised from their website and so much more.
This hidden gem is tucked away in the Homochito National Forest, about a 2.5 hour drive from New Orleans. Owned by Bess Carrick, a documentary maker, the place was built so people can escape city life and relax.
The directions we were given to get there were pretty straight forward until we got closer to our destination. Apparently a lot of people have a hard time, so don’t hesitate to call the contact numbers listed. We were lucky enough to have someone meet us and show us the way otherwise there is one intersection that is in the directions that suggests to turn right. Keep going straight through until you are away from town and you’ll be okay.
Once you arrive at Forest Retreat, you’ll quickly realize that the drive was utterly worth it. There is seriously nothing to do here and that is the whole point;  No TV, no cell phone reception, no nothing.
Our four days and three nights consisted of cooking, reading, playing music, walking along the creek, and not much else. An added bonus is all of the cabins are dog friendly, a big plus in my book. Each is fully furnished  and stocked with everything you need, minus food. I almost had a panic attack when I realized I forgot my wine opener but Bess was thoughtful enough to keep one floating around.
On our first night, the highlight of the evening was hearing a new bird song. I put down the book that I was reading, listened for a bit, then carried on. It was wonderful. It rained that night, and listening to the storm on the tin roof was heavenly. The next night we walked up the hill, turned off the flashlight, and stared up at the stars. The entertainment was far better than anything on TV that evening, not that we had one. In each cabin there are journals, chronicling experiences from other guests. There are tales of couples getting engaged, sisters coming here for a long weekend, and families just seeking fun. Reading these was a serendipitous find and a highlight of the trip.

If you’re looking for a quick getaway or even a few weeks in the woods, Forest Retreat will satisfy your need to get away from it all. All you need to figure out is if you want to play in the creek in the summer or scrounge up wood for the pot-bellied stove in the winter.

Check out Christy’s fashion blog SLOWSOUTHERNSTYLE and SOUTHERNFASHIONBLOGGERS.

Posted by: noadventure | January 1, 2011

Post Xmas Xmas – Happy New Year

I know xmas is over, and fuck, it’s actually a new year. Now that it’s 2011, it’s time to weigh in what you enjoy most about living in the future.

Sometimes, as xmas approaches, it’s hard to get to all the stuff that you want to squeeze in. This is a cleanup list of things you forgot to hit up in the city.

Roosevelt Lobby

It’s awesome. They deck it out every year during the holidays. You’ve got a tunnel of lights, the gingerbread city(complete with streetcar), and a little bit of history about patrons of the past like Huey Long. Grab a drink at legendary lounge Sazerac if you’re feeling it.

If you’re downtown anyway, might as well check out Miracle on Fulton St. It snows there every 1/2 hour, dude. Also, my filmworker animal wrangling buddy’s got live reindeer there. Watch out they bite(J to the K, holmes)!

Lastly, skip Celebration in the Oaks(great for long ass lines and a really weak laser show). If you went this year and saw the 1986 laser show, you know what I’m talking about. Hit up Metairie’s own nutria wonderland, Lafreniere Park and see what has become of all of Al Copeland’s old xmas lights that used to decorate his house. It used to be free, but now it’s $3 per car(boo-hoo).

RIP Al Copeland. In that sweater, can’t you just imagine this dude in a Testarossa with Bobby Hebert and a glove box full of bambam?

His lit up house used to draw crowds and lines of traffic every night during the holidays, but now the lights that used to cover his suburban mansion cover roughly 50 acres of parkland.

The crib.

The park.

Happy New Year, ya’ll. Remember to kick ass(every single day of your life).

Posted by: noadventure | December 26, 2010

Make a Movie 4(Lovey Dovies)

AS SEEN ON STREETCARNAGE.COM

Lovey Dovies are a New Orleans rock band. They sound kinda like Dinosaur Jr.(they don’t really think they do, but people seem to think so). They just got back from a South American tour not too long ago and they’ve been gigging around America a bit too.

I did this little music video for them and I bet you can spot some of the locations around the city. To make this video, the following things were needed:

20 extras

1 keg of Nola Blonde beer

1 band(Lovey Dovies)

1 song(Workhorse)

5 people willing to drag generator, camera equipment, and band instruments over the levee

10 dogs

1 Mississippi River

0 permits

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You see, it’s really not hard to make a movie; just go out and do it.

Check out Make a Movie parts 1, 2, and 3.

Keeping Up With the Jetsons

Roller Rock

Supaloose

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