Posted by: noadventure | July 5, 2010

Wolf River Paddle

Usually when people talk about canoe trips around New Orleans, they are talking about a beer-fueled float down the Bogue Chitto river above the northshore. The Bogue Chitto has its place, but it’s kinda like floating down a drainage canal  with garbage and a crowd of drunken tubers.

Not so on the Wolf River(at least not on the Tuesday I went).

The Wolf is a nice cool creek that comes from a spring somewhere around Poplarville, MS in the Wolf River Game Management Area and flows all the way to the Gulf of Mexico.

As you can see from the map, it only takes an hour to get to from New Orleans and this includes using Wolf River Canoes(outfitter) to give you a shuttle or rental.

I brought my own boats(which saves a little cash, but be sure to bring some food, water, and maybe a couple of brews as well. It’s 10.6 miles back to the take out from Cable Road Bridge so you may want to tap the Rockies a bit).

Another important activity on any southern river is spotting and utilizing rope swings. Keep your eyes pealed for small bluffs with outstretched trees. These are prime rope swing locations.

Ah-ha! Quickly, moor the kayaks.

Technique is not so important on these smaller swings. Just make sure the water is at least 3 feet deep. You’d be surprised what kind of falls you can take into 3 feet of water.

Here’s another one; I think we found 4 total swings of varying quality. The train bridge swing was pretty cool. The rope was actually a fire hose and the rednecks who maintained the swing left a big stick up on the landing for rope retrieval.

I also have some videos of the rope swings. In one of them, I lose a pretty sweet calculator watch to the river’s current.

Three things to look out for on the Wolf:

1 Dead dogs. Nothing kills your mood like a dead mammal in the water. Luckily for us, this guy had perished up in a tree; he probably drowned about a week ago in a flash flood.

2 Underwater trash. We found this old car under water. It was probably and old Land Cruiser or some 4×4 that an idiot thought he could drive across the river. What a dumbass.

3 River people. You come across some pretty freaky, meth-addled, rednecks in these parts. For the most part, they are harmless, but they love interacting with others.

We rode a 5 hour(with plenty of time for swimming and chillaxing), 10.6 mile  trip down the river. Maybe next time we’ll add another 8 miles or so and ride straight to the Gulf. Pass Christian is still oil-free!

Posted by: noadventure | June 28, 2010

Galveston Adventure

Editor’s note: This week’s post come from Toni, a girl who goes on about as many adventures as I do(almost).  It’s also NOadventure’s second female guest poster; the first being Francine of  Snoball Tour of NOLA.

Adventures from Galveston…

I know that this is NO Adventure but Texas is like our annoying kid brother that sometimes does something really cool.  Texas is a pain in the ass most of the time, especially when you have to drive through it to get someplace else – however, it has two exceptions and they would be Austin and Galveston and in this case I will be talking about the latter.

Me and 2 friends decided for Spring Break that we would like to go somewhere. Trying to avoid the obnoxious college scene, crowded beaches, and hip hop thong booty dancing beer bong debauchery, we picked Galveston. Before I left I did a little research; being freshly back from my trip to Hawaii and just moved home from living in Cali, I really wanted to surf. Fortunately, there is a small surf community there, which is enough for me – so we packed and headed there.

We got there in 7 hours and got a great hotel room right on the beach seawall with a balcony (that had a wonderful view of the Golden Corral buffet eatery right across the street), a kitchen, 2 full size beds and a bunk bed, awesome, I called the top, but my friends Jamie and Chris just took the other 2 beds so it really didn’t matter. The first order of business was food and drinks, we ate, we drank, I got heartburn, it went away. We visited a hotel bar called B Jiggers where we danced to a cover band called “The Line UP.” They played a special request of the Golden Girls theme for us and we acted like fools and went to bed.

The next morning we decided to go check out the town. I wanted to find a surf shop I had read about, and found it I did. Ohana surf shop, a cool little place that had a plethora of boards new and used, was where we struck gold. I found a beauty! It was a 9ft Roxy foam-top board, no wax needed. It was green and orange with flowers and 1 big black fin on the bottom, leash included. It was owned by a semi-pro female surfer and on consignment for $300! I did it, I bought the board! I named it Estelle and couldn’t wait to take it out in the water. Unfortunately, the waves were flat, boohoo. That’s ok – we still had 3 more days.

While in Ohana, Jamie came running up to me with a brochure in her hand and a huge smile on her face. I read it: “Segway tours of Galveston and wine tasting.” Good lord. Really? So we confronted our friend Chris with the proposition of such ridiculousness and he thought it was a brilliant idea, go figure. Warning: if it’s your first time on a segway, you might want to skip the wine tasting.

We met up with the Segway tour master who goes by the name Segway Daryl. He showed us the segways, how to go forward, how to go back, how to turn and the most important thing, how to stop, he says, “just lean back and kinda stick your butt out”.  He gives us each a helmet and makes sure we understand everything. Me being a little cocky, I say, “Oh yea, I got this!”

Segway Daryl showed us around town and told us about Galveston’s history. We went to the warf, road down the seawall, saw the house where Alfred Hitchcock filmed “The Birds” and finally made it to the Strand, Galveston’s main street. That was when we parked the segways and partaked in the eminent wine tasting. We finished a bottle of wine and decided to strap back on our segways. While we were drinking our wine, it started to rain and the temperature dropped; I was wet and cold. Thank goodness I brought my puffy vest with me.

We were cruising along and the rain was getting harder, so I started to duck down a little bit to keep the rain out of my eyes and the segway started going faster. I started to freak out, so I thought back to what Segway Daryl told me, “to stop,  just lean back and kinda stick your butt out.”  I do that, but for some reason the segway just keeps getting faster. In hindsight, I wasn’t leaning back – I was just sticking my butt out, which just kept making it faster and faster. Now it was full-on raining and I’m buzzed from wine. My segway felt like it was going 50mph, so I started screaming, “Segway Daryl, Segway Daryl, I can’t stop!”

Segway Daryl said, “Hold on Toni, I’m coming.” Well, he just wasn’t fast enough, and I was getting closer and closer to an intersection on an out of control segway, so I decided to jump. I don’t often jump from moving vehicles and not being a stunt person by any means, I jumped. When I forgot to let go with my left hand, the segway crashed and dragged me about 2 feet. My friend Chris missed me by a couple of inches but poor Jamie was right behind me. She crashed into my segway and flew head-first into the ground, knocking her out cold for 30 seconds. Iwas bloody with my knees and elbows busted, but I hobbled over to her and she finally woke up laughing. I felt so bad, and I asked Segway Daryl if anyone else ever crashed before, and he said, “No just you.” Great!

I managed to ride the segway back to the start, dropped it off and I swore to never ride one again. We got back to the hotel, got high, built a fort out of all the blankets and cushions and fell asleep inside of it.

The next day we headed to Schlitterbahn, the biggest water park in Galveston. We rode the slides, tubed and chilled out in the poolside bar and drank some beers. The best thing about Schlitterbahn was its high-speed industrial dryer. You walk in, it turns bright red and the heater dries you off completely in 2 minutes – it’s crazy!

We played some mini-golf, which was fun, but it started to rain again, so we went back to the hotel and waited for it to die down a bit. We finally just said, “fuck it” and went out to Strand Street to check out the restaurants and nightlife. We went to a really amazing sushi bar called Sky Bar and had the freshest white tuna I ever had. I met a waiter there named Josh who surfed and we made a plan to go surfing the next morning. Finally, right?

Jamie, Chris, and I partied that night, dancing and bar hopping all over Galveston. It was a blast.

The next morning I woke up at 7am, threw on my bathing suit, rash guard, and my board. Jamie came along with her guitar and we jumped in the car and headed to Flagship pier – one of the decent places to surf in Galveston. It was overcast and the water was choppy with a strong current. I met up with Josh and we dove into the water. It was freezing, but I went under and pushed through. Surfing in Galveston is completely different than Hawaii or Cali; you really don’t need to paddle out cause the breaks are closer to the shore, so you just wade out and when you see a wave you wanna ride you jump on your board and push out – not much paddling needed. Be careful when you wipeout though, because its really shallow and you hit the bottom hard.

I surfed for about an hour, the waves were violent and rough – Galveston’s not messing around. The locals I talked to said if you can surf Galveston you can surf anywhere. It’s true, you really gotta work for it, which I did. Then the third time I wiped-out, my board flipped around and upside down and the fin sliced the back of my leg. Bleeding yet again, I decided I was done. The sun came out that morning and it was the first beautiful day I saw since we got there.

Jamie and I sat on the beach and played some music, enjoying the last bit of our vacation. A couple hours later, we hit the road with my new surfboard strapped to the top of the car on the first ferry back home.

Posted by: noadventure | June 20, 2010

Update: Oily Grand Isle

Editor’s note: Another oily guest post from Taylor’s site Slices of America. Grand Isle has changed a lot in the last few weeks. More after the jump:

UPDATE ON GRAND ISLE

Posted by: noadventure | June 13, 2010

Naked Bike Ride 2(WNBR 2010)

Well, it came time again to toss off your clothes and hit the streets in the classic art of nude bicycle riding. Yes, if you weren’t there on Saturday, you missed the second annual World Naked Bike Ride in New Orleans.

We met, once again, in Washington Square Park on Elysian Fields. The crowd was about the same size. However, there was a naked banjo guy this year. He and his friend were in great spirits and they brought nude revelry to the masses.

“Banjo Guy” together with “Unicycle Dude” set this motherfucker into orbit.

There were some detours this year. For instance, we went down Decatur St…

And Frenchman(stay hydrated dude)…

Oily turtles thrown in a sea of asses…

Some strong bonds were made that day…

The cops helped us all the way to the finish line…

At the end, we got together for a group picture(the chick in this photo has nipple pasties on her nipples – interesting).

Be there next year.

Posted by: noadventure | June 6, 2010

Dive Manchac

Sometimes, my work involves getting wet. In this situation, I was working on a movie called Jeff, Who Lives At Home. The scene called for a car crash off a bridge into water. It was my job to photograph the POV from the water.

We start off in Manchac on a party barge. Police had the old Hwy 51 bridge shut down for us.

We had to prep the HD camera in an underwater housing before it could go in the drink. This was kind of a pain in the ass; I had to screw weights on the housing to make it sink enough, but not roll.

“Hmmm. The camera seems pretty balanced. Let’s just throw one more weight on.”

Forunately, I had two great grips with me to stabilize me in a SMOKING FAST current. The water was deceptively smooth on top, but beneath the surface it was fast-moving.

Visiblity was awfully poor. I couldn’t see my fins from the surface. Right before we rolled, these stunt dudes on jetskis would circle around and make the water choppy for realism. Jake(grip) looks like he’s having a great time(lay off the pills, Jake).

Quiet! We’re shooting a fucking movie here!

BTW, we saw more than one gator in the water.  Anywhosers, my friend Toni(who will hopefully do some guest posting) hooked me up with a new NOadventure logo. What do you think?

Posted by: noadventure | May 29, 2010

Grand Isle Gets Oily

Editor’s note: Today’s post is from NOadventure guest Taylor Lasseigne. His site, Slices of America, is a great resource for adventure and photography. Taylor went down to Grande Isle with several experts to see what was washing ashore and take some samples.

Check out the whole story here.

Here’s part two of the story – OIL UPDATE. Stay tuned for next weekend’s post on diving Manchac.

Posted by: noadventure | May 22, 2010

Hammond Dreamland Skate Park

It’s a wonder why I’ve never posted on this before. This place is a treasure to south Louisiana and one of the best ideas for keeping “at-risk” kids from getting into trouble. I always encourage free outdoor activity for kids(especially when they have an opportunity to make and accomplish goals).

It’s the only concrete skate park(that I know of) in south Louisiana(until Baton Rouge’s Velo Park opens). Not bad for an hour’s drive from the Big Easy.

Check it out:

And here’s a short movie I made with Scott Morrison(notice the skateboard-to-head collision in the end):

Posted by: noadventure | May 15, 2010

Paddle to the Causeway Bridge

It was raining a couple of weeks ago, but I was dying to get out of the house so I tossed my kayak in the truck and headed out to the lake.

I figured if I was going to get wet anyway, it might be fun to paddle out under the longest bridge in the world.

The tide was so high that the launch was underwater.

As you can see, the windsock is showing a south wind, so it’s not a good time for surfing; however, kayaking in these conditions is always fine.

As you come out of the harbor, there is a “rock jetty” made of concrete blobs. They kinda look like cooled lava. You can see the bridge in the distance.

It took me about 16 minutes on the way there at a leisurely pace from the boat launch to the bridge. It took longer on the way back because I took more pictures. It’s not my normal custom to wear a life jacket on Lake Pontchartrain, but the water was a bit choppy and the south wind was bringing me out(and I was alone), so I wore one to take the pressure off.

Under the Causeway, there is this infinity effect when you look at the pylons under the bridge. It looks like when look into a mirror and have another mirror behind you. Pretty cool.

There wasn’t much wildlife out that day, ‘cept for a few jumping mullet, some ducks, and seabirds.

Coming back into the boat launch, you can see a small hill that was made from a concrete pile that eventually grew grass. New Orleans will take all the hills it can get.

Nice fucking sticker!

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