Editor’s note: Hat tip to Stephen F. for this.
In the tradition of Warrior Dash and Tough Mudder comes RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, a Zombie themed adventure race. Basically, you run through the woods and meet challenging obstacles, blah, blah, blah, BUT there are Zombies chasing you and if you skip an obstacle you will certainly be devoured by Zombies.
“BUT KENNEDY, ZOMBIES AREN’T REAL. WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, ‘DEVOURED?'”
I’m glad you asked. The Zombies act all freaky and snatch your race bib(that thing with the number on it). Once they have your bib, you become a Zombie. At least, that’s how I think it works.
Peep the website for all the info. The FAQs are helpful. Unfortunately, it’s only in Baltimore at press time, but if the popularity of WarriorDash has any impact on it, this thing will be international soon.
The official movie is kinda boring, so instead, I’ve included a video of the greatest Zombie movie scene ever. I give you Zombie vs. Shark from Zombi 2.
PS: Just the music is mind blowing, but can you imagine shooting this shit? There’s a real shark and a real actor and no scuba tank. Pretty good acting for breath-hold dives.