Posted by: noadventure | March 23, 2010

Go to the Fucking Library

Yes. Go to the fucking library. You should read more. You know you should read more. You know how you’re always tired? That’s because you stayed up finishing a bottle of cheap wine and watching Celebrity Fit Club.

Instead of getting mesmerized by Ice-T’s tits, why don’t you get the rest you need and READ before you go to sleep?

I bet there is a list of books that you want to order from Amazon.

Fuck Amazon. Here’s my impression of you:

“Well I wanted this book for $15, but then they said I’d get free shipping if I spent $2 more, so I bought 2 books then…”

You ended up spending $30+ on books you MIGHT read and then throw away. Why not get the same books from the library for FREE? I know what you’re thinking – YES, THE LIBRARY HAS NEW BOOKS.

Guess what else? The library is like NETFLIX now – you make a queue online and then they deliver the book you want to the library closest to you.

PLUS, you get to keep the book for a month.

PLUS, you can renew the book online.

PLUS, they have free wifi.

I remember when I lived in Brooklyn in the internet dark ages of the early 2000s and I had no web access. the NY public library saved my life!

There is no excuse – they have awesome free books and it’s totally high-tech now. Hop on the library bandwagon(it’s full of nerds).

Readers are leaders.

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