Yes. Go to the fucking library. You should read more. You know you should read more. You know how you’re always tired? That’s because you stayed up finishing a bottle of cheap wine and watching Celebrity Fit Club.
Instead of getting mesmerized by Ice-T’s tits, why don’t you get the rest you need and READ before you go to sleep?
I bet there is a list of books that you want to order from Amazon.
Fuck Amazon. Here’s my impression of you:
“Well I wanted this book for $15, but then they said I’d get free shipping if I spent $2 more, so I bought 2 books then…”
You ended up spending $30+ on books you MIGHT read and then throw away. Why not get the same books from the library for FREE? I know what you’re thinking – YES, THE LIBRARY HAS NEW BOOKS.
Guess what else? The library is like NETFLIX now – you make a queue online and then they deliver the book you want to the library closest to you.
PLUS, you get to keep the book for a month.
PLUS, you can renew the book online.
PLUS, they have free wifi.
I remember when I lived in Brooklyn in the internet dark ages of the early 2000s and I had no web access. the NY public library saved my life!
There is no excuse – they have awesome free books and it’s totally high-tech now. Hop on the library bandwagon(it’s full of nerds).
Readers are leaders.
NO Adventure 
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