Posted by: noadventure | April 6, 2009

Strawberry Festival(Dumb Fat People)

Over this pretty weekend we decided to make a little visit to the quaint town of Ponchatoula. The Louisiana Strawberry Festival(more commonly called the Tangipahoa Mouthbreather Convention) was an eye-opening lesson on what is wrong with America.

Don’t get me wrong, there were plenty of GREAT ATTRACTIONS such as:

The $1 freak show of 2 headed animals.


The FREE BIBLE booth.


The TRASH WATERFALL(this isn’t even a garbage can – it’s a sink).


And don’t forget the dude with NUTSACKS on his EARS.


This dude had nutsacks on BOTH of his ears. I didn’t get to snap a photo of the other ear, but that one was even bigger. Of course, you can’t spend the whole day just gazing at nutsacks like these prisoners(off the leash) did right in the middle of the festival.


Sometimes you should try the local cuisine like these folks did. Treat yourself – you deserve it.


There were also plenty of BIKERS and REDNECK folk that are less common in New Orleans, but flourish in this climate.


Which brings us to 4WHEELERS! Everyone was driving around on 4Wheelers.


And don’t forget the THUGS. A festival celebrating strawberries would not be complete without them. This SCARFACE ensemble is this guy’s best outfit(the latest in festival-wear).


Metairie GUIDO thugs. You should’ve heard their accents.




In closing, don’t skimp on the loaded fries. You’re worth it.


PS: If you look like this – don’t breed.



  1. Love it.

  2. Who wrote the captions? Hysterical!

  3. Wow. So how were the strawberries? (WHERE were the strawberries?!)

  4. You are funny.

  5. […] a rhubarb pie to consume during the firework/laser spectacular. BTW, there were about 6 thousand rednecks […]

  6. I know the guy to the left in the last picture 😀

    His name is Mattias Norén, and he lives were I live, here in Sweden…

    I think the guy to the right is his cousine 😛

  7. Mattias Norén, I know this guy. And I spend all day online, looking for instances of this photo, so I can let people know that him and I are good pals. YAY RE!

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