Posted by: noadventure | November 2, 2013

Blind River Paddle

Editor’s note: Whitney Mackman brings us to a far corner of the bayou in this next post. Enjoy.

Blind River Chapel Paddle

Nestled along the bank of the Blind River and accessible only by boat, Our Lady of Blind River Chapel welcomes all visitors. Built in 1983 by Martha Deroche, the daughter of a Cajun faith healer, this chapel is definitely an experience. Dated and typical pictures of Jesus in various scenes adorn every inch of wall space and numerous religious statues line the foot of the altar. The altar is a spectacular statue of the Virgin Mary housed in a huge, hollowed Cypress trunk – complimented by the simple Cypress pews and the flicker of candlelight.

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This was not a religious pilgrimage by any means, and please don’t think you must be Catholic to visit this chapel. No matter what you believe, Deroche “welcomes and offers her prayers and blessing to all who come.” Regardless, visiting a place a community volunteered to build out of love, faith, and friendship is kind of spiritual in its own way.

If that is not enough, the chapel is rumored to have performed miracles and there is a giant text Bible with PICTURES (!!), which is worth the trip if you’ve never seen one.

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This paddle is possible from the St. James Parish Boat Launch just off the 61 and the Blind River crossing. From there, the trip is approximately ten miles roundtrip. If you want a shorter, four-mile trip, there is a “secret” (to anyone without googlemaps maybe) and somewhat ridiculous launch off the I-10 where it crosses the Blind River. I put in under the I-10 after chatting with some animated locals.  We were the only kayaks in sight, dwarfed by the huge Cypress trees and passing motorboats. I didn’t see much wildlife besides a baby alligator next to the Chapel and some jumping fish, but it was getting stormy out. The fishing camps and hurricane damage along the banks provided enough intrigue and sometimes the trees and lily pads hinted of autumn.

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More info on Blind River Chapel: http://www.cajunimages.com/Pages/blind%20river%20chapel.htm

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A. Our Lady of Blind River Chapel

B. St. James Parish Boat Launch

Posted by: noadventure | September 12, 2013

The Closest Mountain Biking to New Orleans

Editor’s note: Yet another killer post from the talented Whitney Mackman. Cool weather means less spiders. Check out this trail.
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If you’re like me, you’re not from around here. And if you aren’t from around here, you know that this country is riddled with rolling hills and towering mountain peaks you can barely see through the clouds. I moved here from Seattle, a place that signifies a beautiful day with “the mountain is out” rather than “the sun is out.” Needless to say, I miss my mountains and I especially miss my mountain biking. Thankfully, there are a few trails (read: 4) in Louisiana that help me reconnect with my love. Granted, this is not “mountain” biking per say, but the Bonnet Carre Spillway Trail in Norco, LA fills the void for those who live in New Orleans and can’t make the trip to Baton Rouge.
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New Orleans Metro Area Mountain Bike Organization, known as NOMAMBO (http://www.nomambo.net/), does an excellent job maintaining and running events on the Bonnet Carre Spillway Trail. The trail runs in the lush area between the Lower Guide Levee Road and a canal, from the 61 to the 10/Lake Ponchartrain. The trail is a long and meandering single track with twists and turns and built-in jumps and berms for the adventurous. There are even some tree stump speed humps. You can run this trail alone if you must, as it circles back to itself and is only between 5-6 miles, so if you get a flat tire or a bloody body part, you could walk out if you leave yourself enough daylight. The trail is well marked, but it does cross itself many times, so stay to the left and look for the caution tape leading you in the proper direction.
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This trail is an absolutely gorgeous trek through dense trees (ironically, since the area is surrounded by gas pipelines and oil refineries). With the canal to my left, I saw birds taking flight and nutria scavenging out of the corner of my eye. On the trail, I dodged a plague of humongous black grasshoppers. I tried to avoid them, but after a while it became impossible, as they do not move an inch, even when I came right at them. I hit several trees trying to respect them, but in the end I ran over a few. And let me tell you, you will know when you hit one. It sounds like running over an entire bag of Captain Crunch cereal. I spent half my time flying down this trail yelling “sorry grasshopper!” over my shoulder. In the end, I killed 3 but got hit in the eye, the nose, and the boob by huge retaliators, so I think Mother Nature and I are even. Honestly, the grasshoppers add an extra, more difficult element to this trail, as it is tight single track and they are everywhere. Use them as a natural obstacle.
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The trail starts with a wooden bridge and then a meander through the greens. They have recently added some jumps that look like bridges until there is a huge gap (1stjump of trail, in open meadow section, pic below), so just make sure to scout it out or make sure to jump it instead of panic, hit the brakes, and drop the front tire down (I will get to that later). Each section of the trail is labeled with creative names like Seinfeld, South African Headhunter, Up-Chuck, 5 Minutes Alone (one of my favorites), Rat Tail, Chu-Chut, The Hammer, and South Canada. There is a super fun smaller jump in Seinfeld and a larger launch in S. Canada.
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The jump in S. Canada comes after a tight uphill turn, but I discovered that I don’t need speed to land it. While scouting the jump, I noticed the last plank of the jump is gouged by chain rings because some people panic, brake, and let their front tire drop over the ledge instead of jumping the bike – most likely flipping themselves over their handlebars. You only have to make this mistake once to realize you must pop the jumps! Don’t brake! Don’t panic! Right when the front tire hits the edge, pull the handlebars up and “jump” your bike. This will keep both tires parallel to the ground (and in the air) until you land. The rest of the landing is up to your balance, speed, control and belief in your abilities. A friend warned me about this jump, so I ran off it once on my feet, then biked up the launch (it’s a bit curved) to get a feel for it, and then I just hit it on my bike and landed it on first try. You can do it! There is a berm at the bottom to catch your speed if you hit the jump fast!
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The trail ends at what used to be some great jumps, but I don’t know what is happening to them now. They are overgrown and some of them are too vertical to jump on a bike, but it wasn’t always like that. I still pushed my bike up the levee and turned around and ran the jumps. The trail doesn’t quite end where it starts, so once you hit the jumps, you need to push your bike up the levee and turn right on the graveled Lower Guide Levee Road for a few hundred feet back to the park entrance.
I ran the trail once and emerged to thunder and lightning, so I ate a banana and watched the storm pass for 30 minutes, then ran the trail again as the sun set and tiny frogs appeared. At a pretty steady pace, I can run this trail in about 30-45 minutes, depending on stops, scouting jumps/re-doing jumps, nature encounters, etc. I’ve seen people post 25-minute laps of this trail during timed races but I’ve never done it faster than 35 minutes. I’m also in it for the love, not for the speed – this isn’t downhill biking after all.
(Need to hit the trails? Check out Norco, 3 others in LA and 1 more in MS on Baton Rouge Area Mountain Bike Association’s website: http://www.bramba.org/trails.php. I hear there are also good trails in Mobile at Chickasabogue Park and on the University of Southern Alabama’s campus. Posts on Hooper & Comite Trails in Baton Rouge and The Beast in St. Francisville are coming soon!)
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Posted by: noadventure | September 5, 2013

Explore Holt Cemetery

Editor’s note: Guest writer Whitney Mackman is on a roll with this incredible find. I had no idea this existed.

The Last of its Kind in New Orleans: Holt Cemetery

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Off the beaten path and almost impossible to see from City Park Ave, Holt Cemetery offers an afternoon of exploration and relaxation.  Tucked away on what looks like Delgado’s campus (or what Delgado hoped would becomes its campus), this cemetery is unmanned, unkempt, and totally awesome (It might be manned during the week. We went on Sunday and the sign read “closed Sunday,” but the gate was open.) Every cemetery I’ve seen in this city uses above-ground burial except Holt. You won’t find elaborate and ornate tombs here. This is more of a graveyard – a graveyard with homemade headstones strewn amongst dramatic oaks wearing cloaks of Spanish moss. My friend and I explored for more than an hour as the Sunday thunder cracked and a random whistle echoed from a Delgado sports game.  We apologized to the spirits as we leapt between graves, even though it was nearly impossible to miss one.

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Established in 1879, Holt is quite possibly the only cemetery left in New Orleans that is 99% in-ground burial (the 1% is one tomb). Historically it’s a graveyard for the less fortunate, which might explain the vast array of homemade grave markers. Some graves are marked with just a wooden crucifix or a rectangular border of 2x4s; others with teddy bears or beer bottles or firecracker shells. In certain places, it’s hard to tell where one grave ends and another begins. The ground is uneven, there are large mounds of freshly placed dirt, and I read a Times Picayune article that claims bones sometimes stick out of the ground. While some might find this unorganized or ugly, I think it adds a personal touch unachievable within row after uniform row of stone tombs. It’s unachievable in any cemetery I’ve seen throughout the world. I want to come back here with a book and a blanket and spend all day immersed in this magical place.
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Posted by: noadventure | September 1, 2013

Glow Bike Social?

Editor’s note: Another fantastic guest post by Whitney Mackman. Email me your NOadventures!

Happy Thursday! NOLA Social Ride

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Need help making it to the weekend? Well, join Nola Social Ride on Thursdays for bikes, lights, beer, music, new friends, and fun. Each time, I’ve biked by something I’ve wanted to see or do in this town. Each time, one more person recognizes me and says hi. Each time, I realize how all my stress is gone after just ten minutes of riding. Depending on the week, the ride is a slow meander through the CBD/French Quarter/Bywater, or Mid-City/ Bayou St. John, or Uptown, or Lakeview. There is something for everyone on this ride. Recent ride themes include:  Caped Crusader, Star Wars, Face Paint, Beach Wear, Light Up the Night, etc.

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So far I’ve discovered the swinging benches under the Crescent City Connection, biked directly into the Blaine Kerns Warehouse after dark (who left that open?) for my own private tour, discovered hidden pathways in Mid-City, circled the Super Dome, and explored the golf courses after dark. Above all, my favorite is seeing people’s faces when a giant group of costumed bikers pass them, wishing them a “Happy Thursday!”

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If you are looking for laid back adventure right in the city, NOLA Social Ride is it. The group meets at a bar/restaurant in the designated neighborhood for that week around 7pm and roll out at 7:45. Arrive early if you wish to order food, get a beer, and introduce yourself to others. They hit different areas each week, so join when you can! Keep up with the schedule or friend them for weekly invites. http://nolasocialride.org/ All are welcome no matter the gender, age, or style of bike. Just come ride and wish everyone and yourself a Happy Thursday as you bike by. There are ride leaders and people who stop traffic so all you have to do is bike safely and have fun!

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Posted by: noadventure | August 20, 2013

Snorkel Lake Pontchartrain

I’ve had the unique pleasure of snorkeling the Mississippi River. Today, we had to do a salvage dive in the Pontch to recover some lost treasure.

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Posted by: noadventure | August 15, 2013

Worst Skateboard Race in History

I know it’s been a minute, but NOadventure has stuff on the burner. In the meantime, everyone should go to this to see Bennet get wrecked.

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Summer is almost done. Make it count. Have you even been submerged underwater at all? If not, get wet.

Posted by: noadventure | June 15, 2013

Fort Proctor by Kayak

Editor’s note: This post comes from NOadventure repeat guest writer Whitney Mackman. Fort Proctor is one that I’ve wanted to do for a long time. Looks like an awesome adventure!

A friend of mine heard about Fort Proctor in St. Bernard Parish and instantly smelled adventure. Fort Proctor is a wrecked 19th century fort on the shore of Lake Borgne. Barely an hour out of town, Fort Proctor used to be accessible by land but is now cut off by MR-GO. So, we headed to Shell Beach, LA to launch and cross the MRGO, traveled through Bayou Yscloskey, and entered Lake Borgne. Once you cross the MRGO, you could essentially walk the shores of Bayou Yscolskey, but it’s more fun to explore in a boat (especially because of the wrecked pier I will discuss later). You can see the fort in the distance from Shell Beach as well as the entrance to Bayou Yscloskey. The pier is gone, but a highly photographed Katrina memorial stands a few feet out in the water. No map or GPS toys needed.

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From Wikipedia.org: “The fort was intended to be part of the fortification protecting water routes towards New Orleans. Due to delays caused by hurricane damage, and then the outbreak of the American Civil War, the fort was never garrisoned, and by the end of the war improvements in artillery had made the fort’s design obsolete […] In 1978, it was listed on the National Register of Historic Places.”

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Crossing MRGO was not as perilous as I had imagined. The current was almost non-existent, as was the wind. A fisherman on the beach told me he did the crossing in a good ol’ pirogue, so I didn’t worry too much after that. There were, however, small speed and fishing boats flying across it, but we kept our eyes open and our paddles way up in the air when we spotted a big boat. We encountered lots of slower fishing boats, but they saw us in time, respected our space, and gave us a wake to ride. The water crossing takes about 30 minutes if you don’t get distracted – and we had 9 people and 6 kayaks on this adventure.

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One we got out of the Bayou, we headed to the left and found a place to ram our kayaks into the rock wall (about three feet high) surrounding the fort. We got out, lifted our kayaks over the wall, and got back in the kayak. We could have braved the water around the fort – it’s no more than two or three feet deep, but each step is a crapshoot of debris and who knows how long that water has been trapped in there (A really long time! The fort entrance is inscribed: 1856!)

Once we crossed the “wall” there was nothing left to do but storm the fort! Well, we had to clear some massive spider webs away, but then we took over! We were warned there would be many, many snakes in this fort, but we didn’t see a single one, so we counted ourselves lucky. There was, however, a raccoon in a hole who caused quite a fright. He stayed in his hole though and didn’t give us any trouble. There’s a debris marsh to the right of the official entrance that will hold your kayak. Even if you don’t tie it up, it can’t leave the enclosed area around the fort.

It is a small fort and you definitely don’t need to make this a day trip, but we did. We climbed around the brick and steel, testing our limits, daring ourselves to climb higher on the bricks or cross over on the beams. Some of the steel is corroded and not the best to step on, but most of the foundation of this fort is pretty sturdy. After about an hour of climbing every section, we had a snack and a beer and climbed some more.

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After climbing the fort to our hearts content we hauled the kayaks back over the wall and into Lake Borgne, across the mouth of Bayou Yscloskey, and into what’s left of a very alien pier. I don’t know how to describe this place but it’s eerie, with large, tumbled concrete cubes with openings that look like they will gobble you up. It’s definitely worth exploring and having a random picnic on a concrete platform.

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On the way back to MRGO we stopped on the shore of Bayou Yscloskey and went for a swim. I’m not sure I can recommend swimming and we had a few Louisiana locals with us who knew better. However, I’d definitely recommend this trip, especially if you have your own kayaks.

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Posted by: noadventure | April 14, 2013

Rifle Sighting (AR15)

Way down yonder in Thibodaux, there is a rifle range where you can shoot targets from 300 yards away. Sean needed help sighting his AR15. It takes 2 to sight a rifle (1 to shoot and 1 to scope the target). We grabbed a bunch of guns and went to it.

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Here’s the rules. We were the only ones there so it wan’t too crazy.

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The lone AR15. I didn’t know what an AR15 was before we got there. It looks like an M16 (kinda the same gun), but it has a collapsable stock. It’s super light and doesn’t kick like you might think. When sighting, the rifle sits in a little sighting stand that can be finely adjusted. This way, it insures that the rifle is perfectly still when fired.

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The bullets are pretty small for this type of gun. I also didn’t know you could hunt deer with this weapon, but it’s perfect for it. This particular gun runs about $1000 at current market price, but it also has about $1000 worth of hi-tech shit on it.

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We bought a few cool targets.

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These are pretty realistic. This zombie deer looks like he would fuck somebody up. Look at his exposed guts. Is that more guts hanging from his antlers? Mean.

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Just to be clear, there is a disclaimer on the deer targets.

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It reads, “Any resemblance to real beings, living or dead, is purely coincidental.”

We busted caps (meticulously) for a couple of hours. Then we shot a few other guns.

Nice grouping.

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